What is a parent?

Parent:



Giver of hugs

Reader of books

One who worries

One who is peed on, pooped on, drooled on, and spit up on but doesn't really mind too much

Person who never sleeps

One who pretends to be interested in things they are not "Why yes I would like for you to describe in great detail every Star Wars battle beginning with episode 1."

Kisser of boo-boos

Provider of food...especially Lunchables

Holder of hands (as long as you agree that the hand can be held.)

Maker of Mac and Cheese

Singer of silly songs

Person who takes photos like a paparazzi

Finder of teddy bears or other lost stuffed animals

Unfortunately also the finder of legos, especially very small clear pieces that HAVE to be found right away

Person who turns on the bathroom light to keep monsters away

One who replaces batteries...even though noisy toys are well noisy and annoying

Receiver of smiles

Chauffeur

Expert at tucking you into bed

Drinker of wine after you are in bed

Person who is amazed by watching you grow and learn

Person who wants time to slow down

Holder of memories

One who cherishes the laughter

Holder of kleenex

Holder of EXTRA kleenex

One who reminds you to wear a coat

One who reminds you to use the bathroom before leaving

One racing to find a bathroom because you didn't use the bathroom before leaving

Person who wants just one more hug




Person who will love you forever and ever no matter what happens.